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Step 4. I need help but what’s the cost?
You made it to this page so you must be somewhat interested in my off-the-wall, highly effective, marketing methods, right?
Now the scary part and that nagging question picking at your brain…
“…how much does this whack job charge for helping struggling businesses like mine become profitable?”
Fair question but before I answer I have a couple serious questions for you…
- What is your business, your life’s work, your legacy, worth? If I charged you, say, $5000 for my services but increased your sales by 30, 40, or 50% is that a deal you can live with?
- How much do you spend each month now on newspaper, shopper, and telephone book ads? $100? $500? $1000? How’s this investment working for you?
- How much would it be worth to you if I helped you set up a sweet system to turn your inconsistent customer base into a continuous crowd of money-waving fanatics ready to kill for your product or service. All at the push of a button? (Ok, that’s a bit over the top – people probably won’t kill for your product or service.)
It kind of puts things in perspective right?
Well, you’ll be glad to know that my initial fee is a laughable but non-refundable, non-negotiable, $465.00.
Yup. Only $465. This includes a face-to-face meeting to discuss your business, your goals, and potential marketing avenues for your business. Plan on setting aside about two hours for this initial meet and greet. After this… we’ll see how it goes – we may decide we hate each other and part ways. Highly unlikely because I’m so lovable but you never know.
(Important disclaimer: Meetings are set on a ‘first come, first serve’. I only have a few hours available each month so please don’t get pissy if we cannot meet immediately. I also have the right to refuse anyone of my services for any reason or no reason. Isn’t America great?)
Are you wondering why only $465 for you to suck this money-making knowledge out of my brain?
Easy – my goal in the very near future is to to have a monthly (paid) membership plan for local entrepreneurs and small business owners and I’m betting you will be so happy with the results I bring you that you will beg me to join!
It’s really as simple as that – ‘to get… you have to give’.
Now before we go one step further I need you to answer these few questions and send them to me.
Apply For Review Form
Thanks. I will review your answers and respond with any follow up questions. If we decide that we can be mutually beneficial to each other and decide to meet I do have some rules below that must be agreed to prior to our initial meeting:
1.) Meeting must include decision makers. Nothing personal against them but I’m not going to waste time with cashiers and clerks who can’t make decisions.
2.) Initial fee must be paid immediately. Sorry, chances are I don’t know you so payment up front is required.
3.) Must be ready, willing, and able to move forward on a marketing plan. I’m not coming in to debate the validity of direct response marketing. It works. In fact, it works damn well and it will work for you.
That’s it… my sales pitch, my elevator speech, my closing argument, or whatever you want to call it. Now it’s time for YOU to make a BIG decision…
Do I continue to struggle to build my business, begging for customers with worn-out, expensive, hit-n-miss advertising or do I finally get serious and implement proven techniques and strategies that will skyrocket my sales and profits?
The choice is yours. Go the easy and fatal route and do nothing or complete the questionnaire above and let’s get rocking!
P.S. Regardless whether we decide to work together to build your business or not don’t forget to complete the simple form below so I can send you my 24 page FREE report – 3 Killer Tips You Can Use NOW To Blast Your Business Sky High!
This is a small taste, a drop of proverbial nectar on your tongue, of what I have in store for you and your business. If you like what you read and can comprehend the power, complete the questionnaire above and lets take the first step to increasing your profits.
Step 1. Matt, what can you do for my business >>>
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Step 3. What do I do next, Matt >>>
Step 4. I need help but what’s the cost, Matt >>>
Step 5. Simple Apply For Review form >>>
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